Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Israel #5: The Church of the Holy Sepulchre

A place of hushed murmuring, candles and cold stone; site of Christ's sepulchre.

A place as holy as this, in a city as contested as Jerusalem, is naturally a hotspot of religious one-upmanship. I heard it operated on a kind of time-share system, where each respective sect gets to do their necessary ablutions in rotation.

Ohad told a tale of one sect barricading itself in and changing all the locks overnight. The police were summoned, but were powerless as they couldn't damage a protected building! Drawn-out negotiations led to a resolution, but it's an apt illustration of the constant sectarian tensions at work.

Depicted: The slab where Jesus was laid out prior to burial; The sepulchre; The roof.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

I love translation software!

This may be the best way to read my blog after all.

An extract:
Israel 3rd: War

"When I s - Christ returns to this world, you walk on this hill", it was predicted. So the Messiah does not insert in the graveyard.

Directly, the former times Turkish citizen conquers Jerusalem and increase is. Because the Turkish citizen thought the yes - Christ there is no Messiah, the wide graveyard was raised that time!

You think as the funny story.

Or this:
Prototype

This is the Bu log of my Japanese. Because the expert it is not, Japanese you practice. When it does to be wrong please teach! As for Bu log of prototype:

Http: //benkyonoben.blogspot.com

Please read with English! As for the Bu log of English you think it is funnier than this Bu log.

And for an example of translation software when it really gets going, check this out.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Israel #4: My namesake!

...well, kind of. Up on Mount Zion, site of the Last Supper and sundry other Christian shenanigans, can be found the Hagia Maria Sion Abbey, spiritual home of the Benedictine monks! I managed to take a cheeky shot of St. Benedict himself before the caretaker gruffly forbade any attempts to get a pally shot of two Benedicts in one frame.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

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Israel #3: Holy wars

Apologies for the lack of fact-finding on this one, but the story behind this picture, related to me by Ohad, is one I like (true or not!)

According to one religion it is prophecised that when the messiah returns to Jerusalem he will come from this direction, straight over the hill in the picture. This religion also venerates Jesus as a spiritual leader who, among other things, is forbidden from walking through graveyards.

All this would be fine if not for the fact that when the Turks conquered Jerusalem they installed this massive cemetary right in his path to prevent the second coming!

Fucking genius, I tell you.

The mish-mash of (sometimes violently opposed) religions in the holy hot spot of the world makes for some really interesting situations. More on this later.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Israel #2: Houmous

This one mainly for the Japanese crowd, as everyone wants to know 'what do Israeli's eat?'
Supermarket plastic-container houmous was rejected by these two as being virtually inedible. Instead you should go to a place like Humus Lina which makes up two vats of a morning then closes shop by the time they sell out. Not a bad way to do business.

Actually, I loved the idea of houmous as a meal in itself, covered in chickpeas, olive oil, tahini, garlic, lemon juice and spices. Scoop it out with unlimited pitta or, even better, raw onion.

Very tasty, mighty fine dining.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Israel #1: The Dead Sea


Road blocks and kids with guns, a staple part of your Israel experience, especially within spitting distance of Jericho (Palestine territory).
From left: Eyal, Tamar and Michele, the perfect stillness of the Dead Sea behind.

It seriously looked like beyond the edge of the earth was just sky, especially at points where you couldn't see Jordan or any mountains on the horizon. Very surreal.
Around 30-35% salt, you float without effort and are suspended without ripples in the greasy solution. Although clear, you can see oily, salty streams when you disturb the water. It burns open sores, eyes and lips - I got a tiny splash in the corner of one eye and it stung! It will also destroy anything metallic and it burns your crotch after a while (or your 'crunch' as Eyal used to call it).

After a short scavenge we found a good mud supply and caked ourselves just as the sun was going down, supposed to be healthy, more like a good laugh. Slimy golems.

Arty still-a-bit-muddy shot (read: broken autofocus). Note the lack of ripples.

After the sun went down the water temperature did something weird: It felt so cold right at the point where water met air, but the air and water still felt warm.

We avoided the developed spots, since Eyal knew a good natural spring to wash off in. Felt like a sand jacuzzi, you could actually immerse yourself in moving sand up to the waist as it churned around you.

The Dead Sea, over 400m below sea level (making it the lowest point of land in the world folks!) and probably the strangest place I have ever been...

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Capsule hotels

Stacked like battery hens.

Battery hens with TVs and plenty of head room.

Capsule hotels: Complete with basement jacuzzi, sauna, lounge and instant noodle dispensers; Disposable everything for your personal grooming; Internet and manga storage on the top floor; Silent pyjama-clad businessmen padding softly through the halls or jerking off to the non-stop porn channel; Tickets from the entrance vending machine in one-night, morning/evening or 3 hour varieties.

Here's me, number 317. Snug as a bug in a ru... cocoon.