OK, so, armed with my oversized log of sushi, a bag of beans and my map to happiness, today I endeavoured to rid my self of demons, devils and wrongdoers, and hope for a wondrous future.
Step 1: Pelt the lurking horrors with beans. He seems to be enjoying it though, perhaps I should throw them harder?
Step 2: Every corner of my colleague's classroom is littered with beans, now to orient myself in a SSE direction.
Step 3 (and 4): With all and sundry scared off by the bean onslaught, the coast is clear for me to consume the SSE pointing oversize sushi roll without uttering a word for the duration. This done, I make a wish. The wish does not involve waffles.
Mm-mmm... this IS a tasty burger.
Step 1: Pelt the lurking horrors with beans. He seems to be enjoying it though, perhaps I should throw them harder?
Step 2: Every corner of my colleague's classroom is littered with beans, now to orient myself in a SSE direction.
Step 3 (and 4): With all and sundry scared off by the bean onslaught, the coast is clear for me to consume the SSE pointing oversize sushi roll without uttering a word for the duration. This done, I make a wish. The wish does not involve waffles.
Mm-mmm... this IS a tasty burger.
2 comments:
Cool glasses, mate :)
Thankyou sah! I was quite pleased with their big plasticky blackness too.
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